It’s so hot when men don’t take me seriously. I can’t help it - when a man simply looks at me and assumes I’m a clueless, helpless little dolt, it makes me melt. It makes me mad, and insults me, and frustrates me… but mostly, it gets me so damn wet.
A condescending, patronizing tone just cuts right through me, making it clear that in his eyes, I’m just a pleasing body and not much of a brain. It’s insulting, demeaning, and I wish I didn’t love it.
But fuck - I do.
Tell me how dumb I am. Roll your eyes at me when I try and show what I know. Mansplain to me and pat me on the head. No matter how hard I try not to, I’ll love you for it